Typical conversation between two chics who are backpacking....

"What are you wearing today?"
"Not the same shorts I've worn for the last four days."
"Good. Can I borrow them?"
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"Does all this walking make my ass look good in these jeans?"

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"Do you think they are going to cook that before they serve it?"
"That that doesn't kill us only makes us go to the bathroom for 24 hours"

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"What do you want for breakfast (lunch or dinner)?"
"Ice cream"

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"Isn't this exactly where they told us the bar (or restaurant) would be?"
"Yep."
"So where is it?"
"God only knows."

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"Want to head over to the [fill in the blank] museum?"
"It's closed for siesta right now."
"Oh, then why don't we just go tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow is a holiday, it's closed."
"Hmmm.... well then we will just have to go on Monday."
"The museums are closed on Mondays."
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"I'm not looking forward to going to the bus station."
"I know, this is such a great city I hate to leave too."

"No, it's not that, it's just that I'm sick of the bus."

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About any interesting topic we discuss......

"Wow, that's a good question. We should look that up when we get home."

This of course never happens.

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At the bus station purchasing our tickets for the next destination.....

"This line sucks."

"We are next, thank goodness."

"Give me our passports." "I thought you had them!" "Damn it!"

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When trying to call a cell phone in another country it is not helpful to ask a local......

In Santiago....

"How do I dial a cell phone here?"

"Dial 09 then the number."

"That didn't work."

"Did you dial 99?"

"You said 09."

"Try 99."

"That didn't work."

"099?"

"You didn't say 099!!"

In Buenos Aires....

"How do I call a local cell phone?"

"Dial 15 then 3."

"That didn't work."

"Oh, well then just dial 11."

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And finally, about this spacing issue I'm having with Blogspot.....

"Why are all my posts spacing funny?"

"Did you try the help menu?"

"Yes, it wasn't very helpful."