South America randoms....

1. Getting peeped on in the McDonalds bathroom in Lima Peru.
2. Chain mail lingerie. Sold on the sidewalk in Santiago.

3. Kids spotted swimming in a city fountain in Buenos Aires. Their mothers were bathing the toddlers. Honestly, who needs a water park or YMCA?
4. Leaving a great Italian restaurant in Palermo, BA we notice a lone, naked, scary doll sitting in the corner of a booth. This was meant to be part of the decor.
5. Spending Christmas Eve and into early Christmas morning at a ¨tranny hipster coke¨ bar.
6. Dogs wear jeans in La Boca BA.
7. I found a t-shirt in the San Telmo market in BA that I REALLY should have bought for J. Mills. It was the Chic-fil-A cows holding signs that said ¨Come Mas Pollo¨. The randomness of this is that first, there is no Chic-fil-A here and second, Argentina is known for it's beef.

8. Negotiating my worth for marriage to an Israeli who needs a green card. You just never know what topics will come up at a pool party in Brazil.

9. Playing with dynamite (the real stuff my friends) in Bolivia.

10. The four year old kid with a pimp jean jacket and a big pout walking down the busy Cusco street without a parent in sight.